Richard?

By fartbucket51995129565 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML
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xBOGGSx 3

So don't bother talking to him ever again!

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Comments

91hayek 31

Sorry, time travelers get confused when they're busy living entire weeks between days. This is why The Doctor never gets serious with his girls. Forgive him and then get in the Tardis or the DeLorean and come find me. PLEAAAAAASSEEE!

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worldclassrager 39

You talked about the date Monday...shouldn't that count?

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Sigilwen 24

Looks like he wanted a easy way out, play the poor me card is lame but this is sad.

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RedPillSucks 31

Now women know how we feel when faced with a stage 3 Klingon. Still. One of the times when YDI is actually a good thing.

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globalgirly33 2

Sounds like you dodged a serious bullet...guy is a control freak and would likely end up stalking you.. Be happy you got out fast!!

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limealicious 15

I say you got lucky, because now you know what a crazy **** he is. Imagine just a couple more days in the relationship!

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91hayek 31

He would be talking to her dad about marriage. Accelerated cooking time!

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mastermindpwny 1

I dont think he did anything wrong he cancelled a date because OP did not answer right away it is either "yes" or "no" not "maybe wait a day or 2"

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glabberfasted 16

You misread the FML. The date was already confirmed, she just didn't talk to him for a day after they planned it.

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kernelkat 16

She said he asked her out on Monday and she didn't talk to him on Monday so sounds like she didn't respond.

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mikimouse_fml 10

I hope you don't ever go out on that date. Just dodge that bullet now !!

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