Health, Break-ups and Love: Road trip from hell

Road trip from hell

By anonymous - 17/09/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By Galaxy-eyes photon human - 04/06/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 11:00

Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By SickOfYourShit - 16/12/2015 15:41 - United States - Kennewick

Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Saturday 17 September 2011 15:52

What bitches you have to deal with.

sseberly 11

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:51

Man, rough day :(

Comments

TiNkErBeLl1713 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:01

jillyj98 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:10

That really sucks. Just smack 'em!

Flamedude101 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:24

Wow,just,wow....... I have no words All I can say is that there are good times and bad times Dont worry op youll find someone twice the man he was :D

honest_scorpio 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:27

Damn that really sucks... Sorry

theybebitchin 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:30

That sucks, what a jerk. Who dumps someone after a surgery? Hope you feel better, OP.

PandaGirl53 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:34

ouch, the guy is an ass and you mom and aunt are just...bleh lolz, feel better soon, then get a new (and better) man :)

ripjohnlennon 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:47

Atleast u got some morphine. If it's prescribed then lucky you!

33whitten 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:52

Lovely family

fez667 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:12

op you could always just date me rofk jkjk but that sucks i mean ive gotten shit from my rents bout chicks but for the guy to dumb you after surgery? what a douche

carmen8D 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:16

I'm so sorry sounds like a bad day:( you will definitely find a better man because he is obviously not a real man to break it off when you are in hospital :( hope you feel better :)