By ironik970 - 17/09/2011 06:56 - United States
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OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.
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I hate racoons! lol have fun!
^^^ and you like sweaty balls?
ha who doesn't?;) lol jk
Haha rofl
Angry sex is the best.
What a wimp. Over the summer, my room was (on average) 95 degrees. Even now, it's 88 degrees and I'm like "huh... great weather at last!" Then again, I lived in New York and now live in Texas, so maybe that's why I'm not spoiled? ;)
.. You know you like it. You and your ***********.
I believe you've misspelled "**********". Sorry, had to.
Time to go coon huntin boy!
I laughed twice as hard just because of the relevance of your picture.
I didn't laugh at all because I didn't get the reference :(
This is what happens when these kids don't water down there red cordial enough get on a sugar rush and wanna argue...
Omfg who the cares
Trap the raccoons and make them your friends. Then use the air conditioner so you both will be cold!
And you believe them?? LOL They just don't want to spend the money!! BTW, Santa and the Tooth Fairy don't exist.
And what psycho stole the teeth from under my pillow?!?!?!
LIES!!! Then who was it that offered me free candy and a dollar in exchange for my tooth and panties while I was walking down the street when I was 7? Hmmm... Now that I think about it, she looked more like Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond dressed in a fairy dress driving a white van...
Or maybe he turned it on and heard it for himself?
Well! At least you didn't say that the eater bunny isn't real! Had me worried for a minute there!
They were drunk russians in chernobyl, what do you expect.
Heh. I seen that episode. he went with his guy friend and I'm pretty sure his own girlfriend and his friend and girlfriend got it going and he was jealous so he tried to get it with the raccoon. He was also an idiot...
yea I saw both of those . LOL .
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.. You know you like it. You and your ***********.
Some guy died because he tried to have sex with raccoons on 1000 Ways to Die