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By jonasister - 15/04/2012 18:43 - Sweden - Lund

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Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
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ambrown101 4

That'll make for an awkward ride home.

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perdix 29

Maybe after a few more beers, the joke would be on you. Or in you.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Nah the former is the more disturbing

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olpally 32

No... Incest is illegal!!

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Troll_spray 6

What If no one knows...???? Not illegal anymore is it... :o

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ssnowywinter 0

No... it's still illegal. And freakin disgusting.

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ohmandapants 16

...no...it's still illegal... That was a bad attempt at a joke, man.

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RedPillSucks 31

Incest is wince-est.

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lookingforlovee 0

Wow your dad must be getting pretty desperate if his own daughter is the only option for sex..

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akinsel2 6

ok so OP, i'm not excusing your dad's behavior but: a) your dad has a crappy dating life, b) you take him out for a beer to cheer him up, c) you are so hot that random people think your dad needs to be congratulated for being with a girl as good looking as you, d) having random people compliment him will certainly boost his self esteem...so you got two things out of it...the knowledge that you are a very attractive girl, and your fathers confidence and self-esteem up without having to buy him any more beer...if you look at it that way it's a win-win

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lookingforlovee 0

But at OP's expense? Not sure I'd call it a win-win situation for OP.

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GoldenGrizzly 7

It is one thing to have people pat you on the back for being with a hot piece of ass, it is another for his to go along with it and contribute to the detriment of his daughter. It obvious makes him an asshole dad.

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elmousey 5

What dad would even let others talk about his daughter that way? There is a reason he's single.

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jujubunni5 9

Take it as a compliment. Your dad is having lady troubles. It's just boosting his confidence.

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Mommyof2_91 10

But it's sick that her dad would go with it...are you saying that if your dad was agreeing that YOU were a hot piece of ass, that you would actually get an ego boost from that? Ew

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Mommyof2_91 10

Sorry misread, but it's still gross to even consider taking it as a compliment when her DAD is agreeing she's a hot piece off ass. Shouldn't be taken as a compliment, but as a sign to get the hell away from him, he's obviously a creep for going along with it

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Angelrose2004 17

That's when you should've went back to the table and said, "Hey DAD, who are your buddies?" Or you can let him keep his pride. Either way... fyl, OP.

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emmagirlll 5

Well at least someone thinks you're hot lol

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