Intimacy: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML

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Same thing different taste

By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Valid reason

By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 16:41

What a jerk! Sorry OP, hopefully you'll find someone who will appreciate you for yourself not sex :(

finndizzle 0

Monday 15 February 2010 16:50

putting your faith in god has nothing to do withthe fact that he pumped n dumped her. iIt has everything to do with that guy is an ass hole

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st0n333d 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:12

ouch.... sorry that's all I got

eganbull 1

Monday 15 February 2010 19:24

This comment goes out to you, number 39. You are a loser. There is a ton of nitpicking you can do on this site. But we (viewers/commentors) don't need an asshole like you trying to make people feel stupid. People are relaxed on this site. Obviously you don't know what that is like, as you clearly have something up your ass. This comment was brought to you by the letter F and U. A live broadcast of this comment can be seen from my toilet.

xundria 5

Monday 15 February 2010 19:38

^ epic win. thank you sir.

walktovanish 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:53

I agree. epic win. :)

Villanova23 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:42

haha I remember my first time

jsmanga99 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:27

what a bitch

crookedtimber 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:29

To all those waiting for marriage - that rule comes from the time where girls were married off at 15, and a visit to a brothel was a passage rite for teenage boys. That's how it worked about 100 years ago. Putting a lot of effort to suppress your sexuality until you are 30 is setting yourself up for a disaster. Do you think that after you say the vows a switch will flip in you head and you suddenly start to accept your body and your sexuality? I don't think so. But it's true that a reasonable, responsible person nowadays is unfit to marry and start a family until late twenties. You cannot follow all the rules - it's not a fair game and the odds are against you.