Romantic move
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there are three options:: 1-. if you apologized and she said sure no problem, then stop posting non- FMLs. 2-.she is an oversensitive bitch and dumped you. then FYL. 3-. was it really an accident? -_- see, OP you should of clarified what happened after you hit her...
Punch buggy!
hahahaa
they're coming after you. you shouldn't have talked about fight club ...oh...wait.....bloody hell!
You hit her then tried to comfort her? I think it should be like "When I started putting my arm around her, I accidentally hit her in the face".
Should've had a V8.
perdix is a god!
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That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-
"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?