Romantic move
By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States
By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States
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At least it's the thought that counts. =D
OMG NO WAY!!! you accidentally hit your girlfriend by accident?? holy shit dude!! no one has ever done that before and not killed their girlfriend!!! damn she is lucky she didn't die... wow dude, i can't believe you even put this up. if she's your girlfriend then im sure you have known each other for at least a few weeks and im sure she didn't get too mad but. if she did, then its time to get rid of her for not being able to laugh at an accident.
yes!!! zombieland reference! You are now my hero since that's my favorite movie.
That is also my favorite rule
I agree
afteer you hit her face youu told her , that you are now alpha male and she
alrightt?? cool. happpens all the time. not an fml.
woow, whata big deal? lmao.
FML officially sucks...
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That's not the way you hit on girls, you know. They don't mean it literally. I guess you got to the punchline of the joke. I'll be here all week, people -_-
"Oops, I'm sorry, that was a total accident." Problem solved?