Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Shockskilletz 0

ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have

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FYLDeep 25

You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.

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randomcory 0

Men never apologize for that. Boys do, men don't. Does she ever comment on your total lack of balls?

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killabee 0

In mythololgy a pornatar was the concubine of the gods. But the correct spelling is pornotaur.

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theprey 0

I guess practice doesn't make perfect. use one of those numbing condoms.

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JokeMeister 0

U better try something else fast(oops!)soon or she is gonna leave and tell ALL her friends. Sounds like she's fed up, dude!

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Phustercluck 11

I just relax my pc muscle, once you learn to control it you can basically last forever. Or you can contract it during ****** and hold everything in. Much harder to do but it feels amazing when you finally go. ;)

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

a pornotaur is half man, half bull, half dong. see I told you it was real. -al gore

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cajekraze 7

Maybe you should help her along first, then worry about yourself. don't be a selfish lover

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