Kids, Awkward, Dating and Love: Rumbled

Rumbled

By apparentlyugly - 15/06/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML

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You deserved it 15 242

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By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Jah Rule

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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You deserved it 8 250

By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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You deserved it 4 987

Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 635

shanemomo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:21

Well, if you were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.

leagan66 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:22

Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.

Comments

c35ari0n 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:46

ok i loved your little sister with all my being :D! gosh she is so like me when i was her age :D haha... and maybe its better that way... :D maybe your blind date was another "chubby" guy :D there are so many fat people in america...

testing_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:47

lol jesus thats rly funny : D (spoken by a jew btw)

fuzzybunnysays 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:48

"Ohhh lies make Baby Jesus cry..." - Bret Michaels Your sister will make Speidi proud :)

Jaywin 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:49

If you say "but I'm not fat" it always means you're fat just like when people say "but I'm not a *****" or "but I'm not an alcoholic." You're just lying to yourself.

lolololcheese 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:50

loljesus.

onigiriqueen 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:53

Why did you even bring up weight, anyhow? If you're talking to somebody over the phone, let them fall in love with your personality, first. Then maybe they'll hang around. I still don't get why you would even bother with your weight. Seriously.

I_Love_Isms 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:03

Oh my goodness, is everyone on this site a disgusting, ignorant, fool?? Why do so many of you think that just because someone is fat that they are not human and deserve to be treated like such shit? What kind of parents and friends do you all have?? I'm so disturbed by the number of people on this site who think fat people ruin their lives, deserve to die, are a blemish on this planet etc. Fat people are just normal people, and no, they don't do it to themselves. Put yourself in someone elses shoes once in a while. You're all extremely ****** up.