School, Awkward, Scary and Miscellaneous: Run for the hills!

Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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You deserved it 135 189

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 059

You deserved it 2 237

By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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You deserved it 3 514

By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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You deserved it 1 851

By p00p_m0nsta - 10/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 869

You deserved it 2 691

By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 090

You deserved it 5 734

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By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

I agree, your life sucks 422

You deserved it 138

By Childhood - 12/12/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 418

You deserved it 2 768

By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 662

You deserved it 2 931

By Gomer - 11/04/2014 14:51 - United States - New York

Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 462

You deserved it 5 869

By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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You deserved it 4 355

camartinez23 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:53

who's bullying who now? ;)

omgshaylaaa 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:54

one word. karma.

Comments

likeyourelooking 6

Monday 6 June 2011 23:17

you deserve it for being a bully.

Levvy 22

Monday 6 June 2011 23:17

I have a strange hunch this is actually written from the perspective of the aforementioned trooper just fantasizing about getting to show up his old highschool bully, between mailing out job applications.

aerogxt 7

Monday 6 June 2011 23:18

Too bad this FML didn't end with "and then he kicked my ass" ;)

e077 15

Monday 6 June 2011 23:18

I hope he gives you 4 years of ass kicking

thebatboy 4

Monday 6 June 2011 23:20

if you were smart AND telling the truth, you would know that marines wear GREEN dress clothes, not blue.

geeksaresexy 18

Monday 6 June 2011 23:38

If you could use google or wikipedia, you would know that a US Marine wears a dress blue uniform for functions not their green service uniform...

thebatboy 4

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:24

and if you knew military, you would know they don't wear mess dress to a highschool reunion.

geeksaresexy 18

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:45

1) I'm from the UK they do here 2) At least one American on here has agreed with me 3) My friend married a US Marine and he wore his dress blues to his reunion.

LacrosseGirl23 3

Monday 6 June 2011 23:29

The people who were "winning" in high school, are completely blown away when they see a once "nerd" go on and do well in their lives. Im happy for the guy you picked on... I guess you are the loser now.