Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 252
You deserved it 135 189

Same thing different taste

Comments

I bet 90% of you didn't even know what karma was before My Name is Earl. Also, you all need to stop saying karma. It's Linda annoying when 75% of the comments say something like, "LOL KARMAS A BITCH!!!!:)(:"

sxe_beast 11

I'm pretty sure anyone of average intelligence knows what Karma is. Its a very old concept. Its similar to Newton's "every reaction there is an equal or greater reaction".Anyway Your comment is pointless and null and void.

Agreed. Not Karma. The MAN actually made something out of his life, in spite of the people who tried to keep him down. You might find that story a lot in the military if you look for it.

#66 if everyone knows what Karma is why is everyone using it wrong? It is not what you just said either. Everyone thinks it's the same as 'what goes around comes around' it isn't.

I never even watched My Name is Earl and I know what Karma is. I don't believe in it, but "karma's a bitch" sure applies here.

but this isn't karma so you clearly DON'T know what karma is

Then by all means enlighten us my friend.

90% of anything anywhere do not watch Earl. Even for those of the fox audience or whatever station it's on have seen Earl, is not 90%.

There are three 'kinds' of Karma. The first is Sanchita, past-life karma yet to be resolved. The second is Prarabdha, that portion of sanchita karma being resolved in the present life. The third is Kriyamana, this is karma you are presently creating. So when you say Karma what you mean is Kriyamana.

yes we know but we refer to it as karma anyway

TaylorTotsYumm 10
Mokiikom_fml 8

#170: He DID know. Because the smartass 'karma-explainer' above has been repeating this throughout the FML post. We DO know. We just don't care about the tiny specifications and details. Who cares? It's much faster and simpler to say karma bit the OP in the butt, and it IS the truth. It doesn't HAVE to be in the next life, you know...? "It's karma!" etc. are expressions that have entered common English speech. We're just using that idea, we're not making specific reference to the religious vision of Karma in India or whatever unrelated thing. So people need to stop trying to show off and look like they're smarter than us all. We DO know, we just don't care about your whining. The word is in common English language, so why not use it?

I explained it twice because 2 people tried to call me out on it expecting me not to know so shut it! Also really? Hands up who knew everything I just said before they read it? I bet hardly anyone! So no you DON'T know. I'm not trying to look like a smartass two people asked so in response I told them! To me it's like saying being a Pagan makes you a witch and it pisses me off!

imnotcraZ 0
imnotcraZ 0

okay love number 236 number 246 you come off as a bit of a smartass. 246 yes you are right about the religion. karma places you in a certain position in the next life (lower higher class or species) all that jazz. you font have to go on for a good five comments on how stupid you think everyone is. you're right in the religious technical way. 236 and everyone else uses it as a shortening of the phrase. its like karma just applying itself in this life.(yes I know that karma is supposed to build while you live and place you in a new position after you die) we all learn that in 9th grade! just stop being so stuck up...karma is karma who cares how it's used if your tainting it the way u want? ps I never got to see my name is Earl :(

I never actually watched that show myself.

Damn you must feel real stupid....

marines are some of bravest people you'll ever come across...

Have you met my friend Karma? She can be a huge bitch.

redmnky21 8

and kids still havent figured out bullying is a really dumb idea

I'm kinda bummed it's taken this long for people to start realizing that bullying is bad.

Bullies only understand one thing, a good mean left hook to their face, and they will stop. Pathetic. It's really sad to see how long it takes bully to stop bullying others, despite thru parental intervention, school counselors, and even friendly introduction dont work for them very well. Really, sad. What Bullies dont know is that eventually, it will come back and haunt them. I've been bullied for abt 15 years, nothing else has worked, and I came back for these muthafuckas. I came back and hunted for these *******. I found them and I made them apologize to me for these years they did. I shattered this dude's ankle, mashed other face into the wall, and broke last one's nose and injured his back. There is few more bullies and I'm still hunting for them. Bastards, its bad year to be bully. I hope this dude beat the shit out of you and I hope u fkin' deserves it.

I hope he didn't kick your ass. I hope he pointed out that you deserved a beating for what you did and then walked away. Leaving you to feel like the dick you are. That way you get to feel like a piece of shit and he remains the better man.

And he also gets to spend the rest of the night ******** himself in case the guy does come back and beat him up :p

cc_the_beast 6

You're a very angry person...

Me? I'm more angry than the people who said they hoped the guy beat OP's ass? WTF

And, you sir, are awesome for saying Firefly and not Serenity!

Why is this a FML? Who cares if he's a marine, he's probably a POG!