Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 252
You deserved it 135 189

Same thing different taste

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ladlesman 0

Hahahah why did this get thumbs down votes!?

They must not know the thrill. Some of my favorite ambushes were served justice from the decks of an amtrak.

The POG Marines are nice, not the Grunt (Infantry) Marines aren't FYI. (Former Grunt myself, FYI.)

eprieto 0

POGs are often the biggest try yards in my experience, they want to over compensate for the fact that they are desk warriors. Especially the "water dogs", I met one a while back, my god I couldn't get far enough away fast enough. The TL comic is so true.

saint556 4

us grunts just want to be loved..... lol

stevenlesage 0

Grunts are retards who try to win over people by what they do bc they just about failed the ASVAB. in the 10yrs I've been in the Marines there the only ones that think there shut don't stink. I've done more deployments and seen more shit then most will ever do. Stop talking shuts about POG's bc when you need anything were the ones that get it to you.

Who ******* cares? My brother is going to be an ARMY Ranger and I'm doing ROTC and psych ops, but we're still serving the country.

Ieatpeople17 0

Yeah right 160, have fun playing that video game

Says the guy with a half naked photo.... Not ALL of anybody can be categorized as you're saying. If you want to be prejudice then you are the asshole.

nellie36 0

hey dumbass I scored high enough on the asvab to get any MOS I wanted and i chose an infantry contract so watch your ****** mouth they aren't all dumb

UmbraeCatervae 0

******* a man, i totally agree i scored for any job in the corps and i CHOSE Infantry. ppl assuming we are all dumb is bullshit,

Same here. I scored high but wanted to do what a REAL Marine does and that's kill bodies! Rah?!...

That depends on your definition, and on you. If you spend your career constantly bitching about how much it sucks being infantry, and how your dick is bigger than everyone else's, and how unfair it is, after voluntarily choosing it, then you're a moron regardless of your ASVAB. If you kick ass and do a good job, then you'll be called "Colonel."

leeroyfan101 5

So how did you pass the ASVAB? I mean you can't even type a coherent sentence properly. So much for trying to claim intellectual superiority.

texxan87 0

I concur! some of us just wanted to join the real usmc, not just play g.I. Joe

HurleyCarlton 0

Go mess with an 0311 and tell me how that turns out for ya..........

BabbiiLovvee 0

He failed to say what he had done with his life. Living in the shadow of the nerd.

fatalkiss 0

What the **** did you expect? **** your life? Yeah. Because karma is a bitch & that's what you get.

nimihyel 4

and what have you done with your life?

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

hah.. good maybe he can kick your ass now..