Ironic and Miscellaneous: Running on fumes

Running on fumes

By cerealfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 179

You deserved it 4 498

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Brain fog

By FlyingCoffeeMonster - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Oreland

Today, I was having my morning coffee while getting ready for work. I grabbed clothes off the floor to throw in the hamper. I accidentally threw my full coffee instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 062

You deserved it 3 217

Night on the tiles

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Gorey

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 982

You deserved it 46 605

The morning after the night before

By college student - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 055

You deserved it 9 380

Use the force

By BlueMacaw - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 438

You deserved it 4 696

This is a low

By Stella - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 357

You deserved it 28 784

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 18:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 861

You deserved it 4 723

Bad boy

By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 788

You deserved it 9 674

Boxing

By Holly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 519

You deserved it 32 191

Ten out of ten performance, no notes

By Jesska - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was applying Icy Hot. I squeezed the bottle too hard making it squirt in my eye. I ran to the bathroom in agony, turned on the faucet, and slammed my face right into it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 738

You deserved it 7 238

The struggle

By lizi - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Andrews

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 047

You deserved it 838

kofinater 3

Monday 15 November 2010 1:04

damn, cereal is so good

bigbadtim 7

Monday 15 November 2010 1:21

Cereal killer.

Comments

Daniruu 4

Monday 15 November 2010 2:22

How can you not tell the box was empty from the last time you got cereal?

DocBastard 38

Monday 15 November 2010 2:35

It is conceivable that in the vastness of space there is another individual sharing the space that OP calls "home." It is not beyond the realm of possibilities that this certain someone ate the rest of the cereal.

breeexcrunk 0

Monday 15 November 2010 3:51

win.

TehPao 0

Monday 15 November 2010 2:39

ydi for not throwing the box away.

Judus_beej 0

Monday 15 November 2010 3:21

it's all good unless it was sugar smacks then god help us all!

romanje 0

Monday 15 November 2010 4:18

wow you must have wanna kick yourself

xxShinobi 0

Monday 15 November 2010 7:32

I must have wanna laugh at your poor sentence structure.

ImTheMusicDude 0

Monday 15 November 2010 4:26

What lazy douche leaves an empty box in the cupboard....

Texast 0

Monday 15 November 2010 5:09

who said he left the box in there?

ocampnell 0

Monday 15 November 2010 5:38

Bummer!!!

Geiko_fml 0

Monday 15 November 2010 6:08

I hope it wasn't Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That ish is goooood. Plus, you should've been able to see if it was empty if it was. You wouldn't of been able to see the cinnamon taste.