Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Spicy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
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jack_jill05 14

At least he kind of called you hot.

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uhhSavage 22

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.

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amisenho 11

If doughnuts with bacon bits on them aren't a thing, they need to be a thing, like, yesterday.

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Invader_Chloe 1

Well at least he's having sex with you and not an actual donut...unless he is

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celinadepp 21

When I worked at a Chinese restaurant, my boyfriend would always tell me I smelled like duck.

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amisenho 11

What if your significant other worked as a proctologist?

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_allygator_ 9

at least you know your man thinks your delicious

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weetbix 3

I've failed to see the down side to this... Seems like winning to me.

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sonnyrosa 32

I laughed at this... I laughed so hard. That is the best thing I've read all day. I wish I smelled and tasted like donuts after work... fish and chips is what I smell like when I come home from work... as yummy as fish and chips are, it's not a sexy smell. Smelling like cinnamon and powdered sugar would be heaven! I call this a gigantic win! And let's be honest... he's just using donuts as an excuse to pounce on his gorgeous girlfriend... definite win :)

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xnemesis1981 15

He could have liked jam donuts. I know ewww right?

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nachonamehere 0

Lucky work smells good on you. You could be coming home smelling like wet chicken, fresh blood soaking your clothes like my man used to. Like I said, lucky.

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