Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Spicy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
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jack_jill05 14

At least he kind of called you hot.

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uhhSavage 22

My fiancé works at a cookie store so I know how he feels.

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nitrog100 21

I'm going to say you deserve it, because that's nothing to complain about. I used to work in a bakery, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with coming home smelling delicious.

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buckdharma 36

What about your days off? Is he still self rising, or does he treat you like day old?

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PurelyCanadian 18

At least he called you hot. Unless you were actually warm.

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bobafett892 23

My gf works at a pizza place. I understand completely.

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Slimma 20

I've had a craving for doughnuts for the past couple days... this post did not help deplete that craving. heh...

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Becca_Bear_98 19

I'd take that as a compliment. hot+food=awesomeness

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battlehamster 8

So after a long day at work you come home to a man who finds you totally sexy and wants to do you right then and there. Yeah that's terrible.

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ostfaiz 18

he adores you the way you are, plus fried oil and sugar is already added, have fun Op!

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