Love: Scary

Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML

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Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2015 08:33 - United States

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2013 08:31 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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Hockeyboy4280 18

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:43

First ever guy to get excited over those words...

deadxwedding84 5

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:43

Ouch. Maybe you should dump her?

Comments

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:50

Am I the only one wondering why she can't have sex for two months?

c8750 2

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:47

Maybe he's the football player that got his cup smashed into his groin the other day...

challan 19

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:36

groin pull or bruised pelvis?

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:41

Broke his dick while attempting the Italian chandelier?

ultra_notorious 26

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:51

Curious as to why you're even with her if you're so miserable? Sounds like its time to move on.

dellis44 7

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:51

don't lead her on. if you don't like her then breakup with her.

nonnieluv 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:52

And somehow logic tells you to stay in a relationship where you hate your girlfriend? Ydi

Warden1986 16

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:45

I guess he needs, a 1-800-Spock line.

missunderstanded 5

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:53

I think iy may be time to end the relationship then so that way she wont keep falling more in love while you resent her more.

yosoyjefe 9

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:54

Why are you still with her then??

erinchick1 7

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:56

Why date her if you don't love her?!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:56

Just break up with her if you hate her so much.

carminecris89 13

Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:57

Then why are you still with her? If you know she's the not the one dump her so she can go find someone else and let you do the same. I don't understand people who continue to date someone they are not into. It wastes everyone's time.