Mother in law, Break-ups and Love: Scary!

Scary!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 221

You deserved it 5 883

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Mummy's bravest little boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 402

You deserved it 775

Unwarranted

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 735

You deserved it 16 143

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 258

You deserved it 7 918

Very funny, Mom

By ThanksMa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 115

You deserved it 14 568

By grrrr - 12/02/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 136

You deserved it 48 223

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 051

You deserved it 2 887

Doofus

By Coykoi - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 921

You deserved it 10 431

Pleased to meet you

By DB. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 859

You deserved it 61 947

Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 588

You deserved it 2 699

Sketchy

By Wolf - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 877

You deserved it 2 469

Right_Click 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:49

Your mother must be manlier than he is.

littlegold 7

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:48

Haha, your not the first one... It has happened to me.

Comments

Peach3 1

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:54

At least there's nothing wrong with you!

jane_marie 12

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:55

If he doesn't love your mom, he's not worth it.

salvorican 24

Thursday 5 January 2012 21:19

When you marry the girl. You marry her parents..

tylersign 11

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:55

Wicked Witch of the West?

hateevryone 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:56

that is a good enough reason to break up with someone.

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:57

Have your mom scare him into dating you again? :p

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:58

Well when your mom comes out in a see thru dress and starts talking about baby making, I'd be a little terrified of her too.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Thursday 5 January 2012 23:35

You'll change your mind if you stick around till she's had a few more drinks and offers you some precious buttsecks.

CheckItOutItsYou 7

Friday 6 January 2012 3:55

That's the right idea

ninjuh_wingman 29

Thursday 5 January 2012 18:58

You must have one scary ass mom. Either that or your boyfriends a wimp.

fernclogger 5

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:00

FUA!!!

Strafeh 9

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:02

How he met your mother?

raphanne_fml 33

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:16

Well kids, it all started back in 2011 when your uncle Barney was at a laser tag game...

tylersign 11

Thursday 5 January 2012 20:29

Your comment made me grin like a schoolgirl. I love HIMYM.

Strafeh 9

Friday 6 January 2012 4:32

Sometimes that shit just goes down. 2 Tokens For A Laser Tag Game. ***** Ridiculous.

sud4 1

Friday 6 January 2012 9:13

Damn it! Someone beat me to the smart ass comment I was gonna make :/

Strafeh 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 20:30

Shit happens Bro.

melons 44

Thursday 5 January 2012 19:05

Apparently women eventually turn into their mothers, so I guess he was escaping before it was too late...

c_bell18 2

Friday 6 January 2012 3:29

Hahaha YES! Finally someone understands!

Keywords

Miscellaneous Weddings Awkward Love My ex Jealousy Friends AITA Embarrassing Health Poopoo peepee Relatable Therapy Mental health Covid Argument Parenting Kids Thanksgiving Ironic Medication Cute Sports Proposal Snow Cold weather Annoying Cheating Money Work

The Top

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

I agree, your life sucks 202 685

You deserved it 52 061

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 533

You deserved it 32 703

The Top

Today, I had the front door open, and my cat Watson, who I often call Little Boy, was sitting in front of the screen door. I wanted to close the door so, speaking to my cat, I said, "Come here, Little Boy," at which point a young child came running up to my door. His dad yelled, "Get back here!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 894

You deserved it 229

Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 994

You deserved it 110

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 736

You deserved it 1 751

Today, my younger sister saw one of my friends "sack tap" me, and randomly did it to me herself as I walked past her. She doesn't get why it's "funny" when my friend does it but not as funny when she does it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 156

You deserved it 523

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 110

You deserved it 163

Today, my mom has developed a new addiction: Watching Dr. Pimple Popper religiously. Also, she's suggested that maybe we should move to California so Dr. Lee could have a look at me. Yes, my skin problems are that bad. I don't need to be reminded of it, much less every single day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 404

You deserved it 97

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Comments