Animals: Scooper

Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By itzcorinnelove - 18/08/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I was walking my Aunt's dog to the park and I grabbed a few doggy bags to pick up the poop. As it turns out the bag had a small unoticable hole in it, that grew bigger as I fit my hand through it. I ended up using my hand to pick up the poop and didnt realize it. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 14:02

Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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drkate25 30

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:33

I would've called out to him and asked if he had an extra evidence bag you could borrow

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:35

Caught brown handed weren't you.

Comments

disney_blonde 16

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:40

For a few bucks you can get the bag dispenser that clips to the leash so you'll never forget it.

LouisianaBob 9

Sunday 3 March 2013 2:17

Need to remember to periodically check how many bags are in it as well unless of course it has some visual indicator that it is empty or visible contents.

alliegraywords 13

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:44

I would've used some leaves, tissues, a sock... anything but my bare hands. YDI.

Catkam623 27

Saturday 2 March 2013 20:16

A sock wouldn't have been a bad idea

TheNastyCat 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 6:17

Or they could've gone into some nearby place for a napkin or something. It's unlikely there wasn't some sort of house or something nearby.

FuKcMee 32

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:44

is your dog named KFC? cause its finger lickin good !

MrSassypants 33

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:54

The dog's name is actually Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez.

tvbroken 6

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:49

Ew ..

Danni_04 13

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:50

Why didn't you go out with a poop scooper and bags? If you knew it was illegal then you only have yourself to blame for what happened.

KayleeT 9

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:52

Because I'm sure you've never forgotten anything before ...

ZeroPath5 16

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:51

I know it's illegal, but that cop could have been spending his time better than to watch someone walking a dog. FYL.

Bibliovore 26

Saturday 2 March 2013 20:11

While it wouldn't be worth it for a cop to follow a dog walker around, this one happened to see a dog in the act of pooping, so paused to see if OP would pick it up. Somehow I doubt this took more than a couple of minutes -- and the cop's watching apparently prevented an illegal act. If the police never paid attention to misdemeanor laws, what would be the point of them, and where would one draw the line?

doodlecloud 26

Saturday 2 March 2013 22:29

While I understand your point of view, it's that kind of attitude which means the small things just get ignored. There's LOADS of dog poop where I live, it's like not a single person bothers to clean up. A lot of litter too. It's supposedly illegal but the police never bother to get involved...I wish they would. Don't have to make it top priority or anything but it'd be nice if they actually did SOMETHING. I'm sure having a nicer looking area would make at least some difference, even if only small or subconscious, to how people treat it in the future as well...you know, local pride and all that...