Sex and Intimacy: Secret unlocked

Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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You'd know by now

By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

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You what?

By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00

Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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Is it true?

By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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Dfox 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:18

she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..

Fr0gg13 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:36

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

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trackstar16 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 12:06

false, hes definitely had anal before, and she is not prude for not wanting a gay boyfriend. shes normal, what the hell are you?

crazy_lil_thing 0

Friday 9 July 2010 23:18

heh.

greyy_goooose 11

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:27

oh my lorrddd, this is hilariousssss! :)

kookies11113 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:35

roflmao :D

JocelynKaulitz 28

Wednesday 1 September 2010 11:18

he's not gay, he's bi

ncvolley123 8

Sunday 3 October 2010 18:00

relax, he's just trying to get you to do I with him.

Lord_of_0 4

Monday 25 October 2010 1:17

Whoever said that he was being receptive? It makes WAY more sense for the opposite.

Lord_of_0 4

Monday 25 October 2010 1:23

Gays acting straight= most of them (either hiding it, or just doesn't conform to the stereotype). Straight people acting gay= probably for attention (metrosexual, or trying to get in with a group of girls)

Lord_of_0 4

Monday 25 October 2010 1:26

133. "She's not a prude for not wanting a gay boyfriend". If he's gay, and they're dating, obviously something's keeping the relationship together. Besides, many men have anal sex with women, the notion that he's gay is merely an assumption. And everyone knows that assumptions put the ass in anal sex.