Sex and Intimacy: Secret unlocked

Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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You'd know by now

By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was going to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. He couldn't get hard and pouted about it for nearly two hours. When I went to comfort him, he said, "Man, I hope I'm not gay." FML

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You what?

By charliesangel123 - 21/02/2010 17:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00

Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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Is it true?

By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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Dfox 0

Monday 25 January 2010 17:18

she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..

Fr0gg13 0

Monday 25 January 2010 16:36

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

Comments

warom 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:00

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO that's wonderful. You made my day

warom 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:08

Haha watch what you say, you could anger some of the gays hahaha

lindsey59_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 2:00

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNNIEST THING I THINK I EVER READ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MADE MY DAAAY HAHAHAHHA

WhatTheFudgeO_o 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 8:04

This isn't an fml at all! More like an lol! This is actually funny when you think about it. He just said something too fast without thinking. ;)

trikesorz 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:25

He's gay

lovin_darkness 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 7:20

omfg that sucks! hes either lying and IS gay or hes Bi

jelsew 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:42

To #66: Read some lit-erotica or something. It's not about having to have a g-spot somewhere for something to feel good.

Marino01 0

Friday 19 February 2010 6:44

lol. ask him did a guy pop his cherry, if so, you guys need to have a talk.

z620 0

Monday 22 February 2010 21:57

sir that is disturbing

echoooon 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:31

Well, he might not be gay. Trust me, there is a lot of things men will say to have anal. Besides, even if he was secretly, he wouldn't say something like that.