Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
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Dfox 0

she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..

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Fr0gg13 0

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

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FMLoverAgain 7

oh i wish i had a ****** to try that:)

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cannotbeheard 0

The male g-spot is in their bumbum.

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gfmodella24 0

maybe he's tried it on another girl and she told him it felt good and liked it, so he thinks you would too.

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TheCoolGuy3434 0

ok...BREAKUP NEEDED or at least a slap

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betsy5 0

ha, i laughed. but i feel sorry for you. that would be quite awkward.

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Soniclover3 0

he's obviously not gay...... he's bi!!! ROFL

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Perfction214 0

Anal feels good! It takes a lot of practice, but once you're used to it, it's amazing. A completely different ******. . .

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thatguy626 0

that's fricken hillarious

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