Miscellaneous: Seduction technique - FML

Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By BlueBirdWings - 31/05/2019 02:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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Language of love

By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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brewmasterg 34

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:07

...Why were you approaching a kiss with your mouth open? Are you a lamprey?

jasminea 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 11:55

....And he never helped?

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Beccabby1225 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:09

Try twizzlers next time ,they work much better when it comes to thatt .

swaggiemarie 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 0:12

LOL thats hilarious!!!

prego_05112012 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:04

Idiot

allerz 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:00

What's a kool fruit??

jmoreno 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:14

Omg that's nasty and funny at the same time bravooo

Kaerunoutof 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:46

I guess he has morning sickness.

WaylonD 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 11:14

You talk funny!

HendricksProdigy 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 15:45

Well, that's hot:) jk

Taymah49 7

Friday 9 March 2012 15:59

Well, now you know he needs CPR training

yaoifreak 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:47

Oh I bet he thought that was sexy (wink)

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