Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
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brewmasterg 34

...Why were you approaching a kiss with your mouth open? Are you a lamprey?

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perdix 29

After that disturbing display, he's going to have an even harder time getting it back up.

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joeinthedark 18

Maybe he's a fan of Brazzers, in which case, he's hit the jack pot.

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ShadowedHuman 5

Am I the only one wondering what a Kool Fruit is?

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Pinkfl0yd 9

From what I can infer, it's either a cigarette or an aphrodisiac.

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dumboears 8

Well you're obviously bad at inferences. Cool fruits are fruit candies, kind of obvious.

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Pinkfl0yd 9

Well excuse me for thinking of the Kool brand of cigarettes.

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bling87 0

I'm going to guess it's like a fruit snack.

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osf777 2

Does anyone else think this is gross?

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lil_ham1644 29

Why is the image of a girl choking on a sweet gross?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

24 - Well first, you get a string of balloons....

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yeongji 31

Looks like the next time the two of you give it a try, you should learn the proper way to do it through a scene from IRIS. Youtube "IRIS candy kiss" and you will know what I mean.

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tj4234 35

I read this and asked myself, is there anything that won't turn me on?

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nabila21 0

Begging: awwww... Middle: Awwwww.... End: OMG SOMEONE HELP YOU!!!!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Begging does not come before the middle.

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kkiang33 0

ydi for thinking thats cute to do.

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