Come = ejaculate "I usually "ejaculate" early" Its a slang word used instead of "ejaculating" For you kids that don't know "coming" early is not a good thing in the sexual world. It makes someone think you won't last long in bed. Don't know what ejaculating means? www.dictionary.com Although I do give you kids praise for not being up on the sex words. That's good! Wait till you're ready! Or married! :)

after she laughed, shoulda said "heyy, don't quote me on that"

How is this a fml, who moderates this???

haha I agree with #94, would've been perfect

Sounds like the start of a porno

This definitely is an FML, it's not like he was making a joke, and successfully made her laugh, it was that he accidentally said something, and she was laughing at him. Not in a cute, flirty way. I imagine her actually laughing directly at him.

Pfft, no biggie. I doubt she was laughing AT you, just an observation. I do stuff like that all the time; just gotta laugh it off.

I woulda been like u wanna find out?? ^__^

phahaha i apologize but thats hilarious :)))

WOAH SHIT. This is so undeserving of an FML, it's funny.