Being overly sensitive is like being a different flavor of douchebag.

A morning BJ on any day other than your birthday, combined with her just laughing off the fart, is unusual indeed. Sadly. Do feel free to start a Facebook campaign promoting this, you would be loved forever once you succeed!

59- I feel like it probably is fairly abnormal, if only for sanitary reasons. There's a lot of bacteria and yeast that like to grow in the warm, moist crotch environment. After sleeping all night, especially considering how much some people sweat while sleeping, people really should get up to wash their junk before going for morning sexy times. Then again, I'm one of those women who is very prone to urinary tract infections. I take low dose chronic antibiotics to combat breakthrough infections, which do help a lot, but even now I cannot have sex unless my partner washes beforehand or else I end up with a problem. I'm also very sensitive in other ways, so unwashed intercourse will usually leave me with a yeast infection as well. Farts and ******** don't gross me out, but I know a lot of women who have my problems, so that could contribute to some of the reluctance to perform morning blow jobs or have sex. It just seems too risky, I guess, to just roll over and grab your mate.

Yeah I don't get it either. I feel like lots of these commenters are unmarried teenagers who base their worldly opinions on stuff they see on TV and in movies. Not real life! I know many women who love to give and receive oral. I oblige my hubby more often than just his birthday. Sheesh. it's really not that rare.

I've been arrived 14 years and my husband still gets morning wake up calls. Happy man= happy woman