Intimacy: Sensitive

Sensitive

By airbiscuit - 21/01/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML

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By Grimmy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brunswick

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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Hot air

By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Pitbull305 9

Monday 21 January 2013 16:13

Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

kingoirish 4

Monday 21 January 2013 16:31

best wife ever

Comments

loserman67 35

Monday 21 January 2013 17:28

He asked for a morning ******** and you happily agreed? Where were you when I wanted to get married? Oh that's right, you were in England. And then you had no issue when he farted? Your husband is a lucky man.

JanisEvans 10

Monday 21 January 2013 17:34

What's a fart between lovers. Seriously, I'd just laugh it off, too. It really isn't a big deal.

ocramavaf 15

Monday 21 January 2013 20:55

a lot of people tend to be very superficial in these matters

rivera323 5

Monday 21 January 2013 17:43

Just stick your finger in his ass next time...that should fix the problem!

panicsdisaster 17

Monday 21 January 2013 17:50

You're one step away from a plumkin.

perdix 29

Monday 21 January 2013 18:25

It's blumpkin. I hesitate to correct you because the blumpkin-hatahs appear to be on the march today, mindlessly thumbing down any discussion of this esoteric practice.

Lastking85 6

Monday 21 January 2013 17:51

Shit happen !!

kittykat1497 7

Tuesday 22 January 2013 1:46

*happens And no it did not.

dontpanic_fml 32

Monday 21 January 2013 18:24

I really wouldn't find it necessary to laugh; I'd just sort of ignore it...then again, the crying is a bit much too...

outoftown 26

Tuesday 22 January 2013 2:24

Laughes? Not necessay at all. Giggles? Absolutely!

nancem 7

Monday 21 January 2013 18:40

You're a better wife then me. I'm down with the morning BJ but I would be utterly disgusted if someone farted when I'm that close to their asshole.

DustyStorm 16

Monday 21 January 2013 18:41

OP, this FML made me laugh so hard my side hurts.... Whenever my guy farts I find it pretty hilarious so if he did it while I gave him a *******/while he came, I would crack up too! That'd be epic! I have something to look forward to, lmao. I'm sorry he cried, that would be so sad...I feel for the both of you. Perhaps he can accept the humor of it in the future? Most women would be mortified but there are a few of us who love lip service and find stuff like that funny, so I'm sorry this ended badly.

SeepingSarcasm 7

Monday 21 January 2013 21:14

Doesn't matter how many times in the future I will hear ''I've lost faith in humanity'' or any likewise comments, hearing about a bunch of woman who likes giving ******** and who doesn't mind farts, is my faith in humanity restored, forever, never to be lost again, ever....except if there comes new Twilight movies. To all you perfect ladies like that, thank you, and never change!