Intimacy: Sensitive

Sensitive

By airbiscuit - 21/01/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my hubby thought he made me queef during sex. I was too embarrassed ro tell him it was a fart I was holding in, but couldn’t once I orgsmed. FML

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By Grimmy - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brunswick

Today, after asking my hubby for what seems the millionth time to stop shoving his finger into my bum crack, I thought it would be funny to give him a taste of his own medicine by doing it to him. Right as my finger was in his crack, he let loose a huge fart. FML

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You deserved it 10 138

By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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Hot air

By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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You deserved it 6 884

The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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Pitbull305 9

Monday 21 January 2013 16:13

Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

kingoirish 4

Monday 21 January 2013 16:31

best wife ever

Comments

enigma575 2

Monday 21 January 2013 23:03

He's definitely a lucky man you took it in 2 ways and don't seem to mind. Are there more like you out there?

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 21 January 2013 23:45

Lmao you forgot to mention the buzzer sound.

token_blackguy 18

Tuesday 22 January 2013 0:17

Fart-gasim.

meloman95 7

Tuesday 22 January 2013 0:17

I want you.

bigtime_rocker 11

Tuesday 22 January 2013 2:49

He's got a girlfriend with humor who, btw, is relaxed enough to laugh AND gag at the same time. ;-) Lucky him

ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 22 January 2013 3:04

did you at least swallow?

poopernoodle 5

Tuesday 22 January 2013 4:13

You are the best wife ever

Gatebreaker 5

Tuesday 22 January 2013 6:54

If it was the other way around he would've flipped.

vettle 6

Tuesday 22 January 2013 7:20

Happily obliged? YDI for making the rest of us look bad.

yoursucklives 36

Tuesday 22 January 2013 8:52

i know a lot of women who don't mine giving (morning) bjs

yoursucklives 36

Tuesday 22 January 2013 8:54

*mind

DustyStorm 16

Tuesday 22 January 2013 13:35

A lot of us happily oblige....YDI for making US look bad. Just because you don't like putting out doesn't mean the rest of us are prudes. Some of us know how to really enjoy a man.