Sensual world

By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 15:05 - United Kingdom - Eastleigh

Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
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heftysmash253 6

Sounds like foreplay isn't his best quali-tea

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0h_Boy 26

Am I the only person who interpreted that analogy as "being tea-bagged?"

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pacman490 21

Would throwing HIS teabag at you work?

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j3nnacide 5

So the people who are commenting saying they don't "need" foreplay are clearly only in it to ******. Why not take some time and enjoy yourselves and enjoy being together before that? I get it for a one nighter but a relationship should be different in my opinion.

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TommyGun85 19

I think your sarcasm is just great op. your post made me smile.

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takeittoem 8

Pretty sure he's the kind of guy who wants YOU to make the tea...

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unwagedwriter 8

I LOVE your analogy! That's awesome!

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mneill 6

What a good analogy. Because if he doesn't stop, he's going to just have to deal with having a dry teabag.

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bad_boyfriend 10

Liar, the **** helicopter gets all the ladies wet

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