Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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how could you have possibly gone through all of high school and not know that? you are seriously sheltered.

gingerrrr88 11

don't feel bad, I've had to explain what a clit is to like 10 different ppl I know…

kathrynobvious16 2

Dude...Fail. I knew what a clit was in 6th grade.

I hope you're a virgin.. If not, then I feel bad for the girls you have slept with. Maybe you should have payed a little more attention in health class.

its ok, if i don't know something when other people talk about it, i just pretend to and google it when i get home

Dude, I'm a girl an I had to google it. FML

cunningchick 1

I knew that when I was 9...... You need to stop living in a box...