Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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skatingweasel 0

Dude...you need to get laid.

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jeragonm 15

It's ok, I'm in the same boat, I just found out the first of the school year.

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dcb132z 17

Is it sad that i also don't know what that is

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JessicaGrewal 22

He's an innocent child. Which is a good thing.

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teddysbadkitty 6

sounds like my brother. my parents refuse to tell him anything sexual in nature because "he'll learn it in school". what's even sadder is that he only learned what his "winkie" was really called last year. he's almost 13

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

No worries, I had no idea what clit, ****, or giving head meant, among other things.

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320jaw 9

Don't worry. I don't know what that is. I am not going to look it up. I learned what **** was when I was in 8th grade. My friends had me look it up on my friend's phone. They thought it was funny. I didn't

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