Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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skatingweasel 0

Dude...you need to get laid.

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KittyWantMilk 4

Always search something up before asking..

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Mimigetsdown 0

Howd you make it to 12th grade without knowing what a clit is ?!

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Lilissa_fml 0

Lol im pretty sure the generation of upcoming 6th graders know what a "clit" is lol

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adelaz 0

Well at least u didn't have to have ur fifth grade teacher explain in familia white watching cartoon di*ks and pu**ys!

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DessaChan 9

why is everybody being so stupid, isn't a clit an abbreviation for ********? maybe he just didn't know jeez

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awkward_gothlady 32

I only voted YDI because he yelled it out, not because he didn't know. I don't think I knew in high school, either.

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doglover100 28

My parents never taught me anything about sex. I learned everything from the internet and high school.

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Starwarsgeek275 14

I had to look it up you are not the only one op.

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