Sex, Education, Teenagers and Intimacy: Sex ed is ******

Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 10:34 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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Disk horse

By anon - 15/10/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, my professor asked me a question in class. Thinking it was a rhetorical question, I shrugged and said, "Google it." It wasn't. He stared at me in silence for the longest 10 seconds of my life. FML

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Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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Zoomers

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 11:01

Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML

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By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:06

Dude...you need to get laid.

Hannah_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:26

talk about sheltered

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christopherlove 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:02

I weep for the lack of sexual education in your country.

prechuzsgrangl 0

Friday 1 May 2009 9:21

i don't understand how these people think that you getting laid is going to teach you what a clit is. Thank goodness for google and the internet...you should look up more things...sex is fun to learn about....

LeLeMarie90 0

Monday 4 May 2009 17:47

Seriously??? What's worng with being an innocent virgin??? NOTHING. And in sex-ed we don't learn "You'll have sex and die" they teach us medical terms- NOT slang like "****" or "clit" btw- girls actually like and RESPECT innocent virgin guys. That's not something you see everyday

exile529 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:56

WOW

Poliz 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:36

Lol, America's sex ed system is REALLY fail XD

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:21

urbandictionary.com, my friend. Love it, learn it, live it:)

Wendelaa 0

Friday 12 June 2009 22:18

HAHAHA!!!! you poor guy!! I completly agree with #1 ,you seriosly need to get laid!

xFenix81x 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:43

You are officially a loser. The end.

protooler31 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:37

dude, you are living proof of why we absolutely need in-depth sex education in high schools...not ******* abstinance programs that don't work and don't tell kids a damn thing about sex knowing full well that they're going to do it anyway...