Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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You deserved it 83 884

Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 235
You deserved it 480

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christopherlove 0

I weep for the lack of sexual education in your country.

prechuzsgrangl 0

i don't understand how these people think that you getting laid is going to teach you what a clit is. Thank goodness for google and the internet...you should look up more things...sex is fun to learn about....

Seriously??? What's worng with being an innocent virgin??? NOTHING. And in sex-ed we don't learn "You'll have sex and die" they teach us medical terms- NOT slang like "****" or "clit" btw- girls actually like and RESPECT innocent virgin guys. That's not something you see everyday

Lol, America's sex ed system is REALLY fail XD

ohhhhshizzz 0

urbandictionary.com, my friend. Love it, learn it, live it:)

HAHAHA!!!! you poor guy!! I completly agree with #1 ,you seriosly need to get laid!

You are officially a loser. The end.

dude, you are living proof of why we absolutely need in-depth sex education in high schools...not ******* abstinance programs that don't work and don't tell kids a damn thing about sex knowing full well that they're going to do it anyway...

Dude you fail at grammar. "No one has yet to tell me" means "Everyone HAS told me." then again half the grammar on this site is crap.