Sex is out the window

By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about five minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom, so we stopped and she left the room. After waiting around ten minutes, I decided to check if she was OK. The window was open. She was gone. FML
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wholeon 0

I have my doubts about this one. 1. Many bathroom windows don't open, and even i they do, they are way too small to crawl out of. 2. Are we supposed to believe that a girl crawled out the window of your home and left buck-ass naked? Wouldn't you know something was up if she collected all her clothes off your floor first? What about her keys/purse/etc? 3. Why wouldn't she just go out the door? This just makes no sense...

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SoBlonde_fml 0

Wow, she actually used the window. She didn't take the front door route. That's intense.

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KiwiBlu 0

Haha I'm sorry... you must really suck.

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Gringo_fml 0

You must have been having dry sex if she jumped out your window, and there's your reason why. If not, I call fake, no girl jumps a window naked, even if it's the tiniest dick or worst **** EVER

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mrcarmine 0

lmao dude if this is true, she was probably just doing it as part of her training to be in the CIA or some shit, so congratulations! thank you for your service to the country!

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jme208 0

My aunt did something like that. She was on vacation in Paris with my other relatives. While they were at a restaurant, she got mad at the staff and went to the bathroom. She didn't come back for awhile, so my other aunt went to go and see if she was ok. She wasn't in the bathroom. A few days later she sauntered back to the hotel like nothing happened. Eventually they coaxed her to tell them what happened. She said that she had crawled out of the bathroom window.

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cyxx 0

Wow how is she a "prude bitch" for deciding she doesn't want to have sex with him? There are so many reasons for that decision. Yeah she was a little harsh about it, but YDI for having sex with her when you just met her in the first place.

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permission2laugh 0

she is a bitch. but damn u must have been small

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Remegy 3

i agree with #9 :P maybe you were dating CatWoman and she heard someone calling for help... Sex always comes second when it's faced with her line of duty...

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genius_man16 0

I'm inclined to call shenanigans because, as has been stated before, how would you not notice her taking her clothes into the bathroom? Unless she didn't and left naked... >.>

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