By lostintdot - 31/07/2014 11:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
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jenjen2633 17

It's always the innocent looking ones...

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TheKingKen 22

It always makes me sad when a person's entertainment is at the expense of someone else. It happens all the time

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Lebeaugars95 20

looll nobody in Toronto is like that, wdf

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JennaNGood 21

Yeah, when I moved to Toronto, everybody I asked for directions was SUPER nice. It is also OP's fault for trusting her after that ..

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Lebeaugars95 20

read OP's name....

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kingdomgirl94 29

Tdot is weird ass slang for Toronto for those who don't know.

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anormalperson 25

It says Canada above the FML so no.

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incoherentrmblr 21

It it wasn't in Canada, I'd guess NYC or LA. Talk about being cold...

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addictedtoIASIP 14

Talk about not taking the time to read where the guys from. He's from canada

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sexpectations 15

Toronto, to be exact

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xoteeshaox 22

if you are on the mobile app, it doesnt say where from. or at least not on my app (on a windows phone)

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omgbrainZ_fml 24

@63 there are other big cities in Canada such as Ottawa Montreal and Vancouver.

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ShowMeKay 20

#78 - No, 63's comment is right. OP's name says "lost in tdot" which stands for Toronto specifically.

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Godsofdracos 15

Is Toronto part of Ontario, or vice versa? The post on the official FML app says published - Canada, Ontario.

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Godsofdracos 15

Ignore me, didn't realize Ontario was a province in Canada and Toronto was its capital.

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bluejayfan02 27

his name is "Lostintdot" i live 45 min north from Toronto and Tdot is another name for it.

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JosephMoore77 8

Read under the fml, it says it in small text, #64

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octopussperm125 18

Nyc isnt only composed of assholes anymore, its slowly being overrun by hipsters

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GenH2105 14

#36: It's 82 degrees in Toronto today...

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jenjen2633 17

It's always the innocent looking ones...

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garadan1 18

Ugh. I cannot believe people sometimes. Sorry, OP. Hope you found the way!

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TheKingKen 22

It always makes me sad when a person's entertainment is at the expense of someone else. It happens all the time

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Steephx0 23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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SMHsohard 22

And the award for Douchebag of the Year goes to...

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kinky44 28

Me. Man, my mom is gonna be so proud!

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jkmartinjk 16

^Your award goes well with your profile pic

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JRT98 12

Well, at least you know where you are, kind of. Better than being in an alley.

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HAMY_fml 23

Try asking a police officer or a pizza place that delivers is just as good. ( plus you could get pizza)

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shudson186 17

Or... Just pull out a map at at tourist booth. Even if they don't have a cellphone there is places that help tourists find locations. OP can use that as well. No need to go to a pizza place while they are already busy to get directions.

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ShowMeKay 20

Toronto doesn't really have tourist booths around except major malls and attractions. Gas stations are probably the best bet for getting directions.

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Liamj774 36

Find a book and slap her with it. If you find the library, of course

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