Sex and Intimacy: Sex talk

Sex talk

By Bellagirl - 19/07/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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So good

By shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML

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wilbur1979 0

Monday 19 July 2010 16:04

what's there to talk about? you just get it out and whack it in

Bl4ck_1c3 2

Monday 19 July 2010 16:08

I haven't got it yet... my parents must think I'm ugly...

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egginmegan 0

Monday 19 July 2010 22:45

...my sisters boyfriend is 23..

PurplePigeon 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:27

and...? did you post something I missed? or just throwing a fun fact out there?

garlicjr08 0

Monday 19 July 2010 23:16

her sex talk was probably the lame *dont try any of this with me talk* if I was ur man I'd bounce u Probably suck in bed

birdfreak 24

Monday 19 July 2010 23:48

my parents will never have a sex talk with me

kayvan 8

Tuesday 20 July 2010 0:28

This isn't really an FML. That's kind of cute actually. :-)

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 0:34

tmine haven't given me that talk.... that know that I kno too much about it ;)

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 20 July 2010 2:46

Hah. My parents version of "the talk" was... If you get someone pregnant, I'll kill you. I just recently learned that oral sex is not just when you talk about it. I think my first time, I had on 3 condoms, and made sure the girl had an IUD, was on the pill and had that sponge thing. Never can be too careful since they're not all 100% effective.