So she should dump him because his parents didn't tell him about sex?

wtf why dump him over something like this?

I'm pretty sure at 23 u have had the "sex talk" with somebody!!! Unless ur a lonely loser with no sexually active friends!!! I mean most of us got our sex Ed from friends lol

Why would you assume something like that? i would think that OP's age is comparable to that of the BF and was left out as it wasn't particularly relevant to HIS lack of knowledge.

Why would he assume something like that? Because he's perdix.

Excellent point. I forgot who i was talking to!

thts not a crime!. (is it?)

crime for the gf to be 13 of the bf is 23? Ah ya, it would be a crime. If it were true. Nothing here indicates that the OP (girlfriend) is 13 or anywhere close to that.

That's the point! The OP's age is conspicuous by its absence. Mentioning only his age and not hers is a cause for alarm. My first guess is that she may be hiding the fact that she is much younger, but then I got a chuckle out of the idea that the OP is in her 40's and her elderly parents are giving her the "sex talk" in front of her boy toy.

Absence is not always conspicuous. Irrelevant information is ofter left out of a story because it does not add to the end result. Perhaps she didn't mention her age because it didn't matter. This FML is about a 23 year old man who had not had 'the talk' yet, and was unaware of how things worked, or were supposed to work. The only thing conspicuous is your attempt to interject pedophilia into a story about the sexual ignorance of a 23 year old man. If we are to conjecture wildly, I would have to wonder if you have an interest in 13 year old girls, and therefore assume that everyone else is doing the same.

Skatterbug, it's Perdix, he rarely says anything with any intention of being serious. He is usually joking. I think that's like rule number five of FML. :P

Oh, I know. I was just trying to get him going by taking him at face value and attacking his sexual interests. Probably won't work now.

Really, Cinn, all the way down at #5?!?! I thought it would be higher than that. skatterbug, you are barking up the wrong tree if you think I'm serious about these things. FML is like improv comedy for me.

wut is a "normal" age

I dunno, I picked an arbitary number, if I were really bored I'd offer to write up all the unspoken rules of FML... Though the last person said #114, so look at it as a promotion of 109 places. :P

Cinn, I think you should. Next time you're bored, go for it.

I probably will, I'll just have to remember all the unspoken rules that I've learnt over my time here. :)

Ooh Cinn, if you do so, PM me a copy please. :]

Perdix, I realize that. I think you need to re-read my last comment. I was playing along. You make comment, I respond, questioning your common sense and sexual interests, you respond back in kind, flame war follows, hilarity ensues. Try to keep up would ya?

36: "sexual education" lol haven't heard it called that in...actually never always been referred to Sex Ed

maybe his parents didn't let him take it. my hubby never took sex ed, because his parents wouldn't let him, but now his youngest sister has to take it because either the school district or the state decided that it shouldn't be up to the parents anymore, and it was part of the education that students should receive or something.

I guess that's why ur LOKA!!! lol ^_^

hahaha!! but really, i would explain everything and move on ;)

by "sex talk" I believe she meant she had to explain the birds and the bees to him.