Health, Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Sexy - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 02:36 - United States - Rockland

Spicy

Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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Top comments

mt631 18

Friday 23 May 2014 15:31

I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.

Vintage_Cola 29

Friday 23 May 2014 15:31

Holy shit! I hope he's okay! FYL

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type1diabetic 12

Friday 23 May 2014 16:14

Don't worry, i have my pump ripped out all the time. As long as he had a spare, don't worry :)

CasseyWasntHere 10

Friday 23 May 2014 16:15

damn

Mauskau 35

Friday 23 May 2014 16:27

I'm trying to imagine it but I'm so squeamish.

TypeOneDiabetic 4

Saturday 24 May 2014 8:39

It's actually not that bad, it usually doesn't bleed or anything it just hurts and you have to put a new site on.

EpicGuy70 13

Friday 23 May 2014 16:32

Dangerous lap dance. That must have been horrible.

MissBehavin77 18

Friday 23 May 2014 16:35

That's kind of weird...

lsvxoxo 12

Friday 23 May 2014 16:38

Don't worry, it happens to my boyfriend every once in a while. It can be painfull, but as long as he has a spare one it's okay!

AlexandriaNecole 7

Friday 23 May 2014 16:41

If he's anything like me, it probably didn't hurt that bad when it got pulled out, just putting a new site in is a pain in the butt cx

arf92 4

Friday 23 May 2014 16:57

I've never had my pump ripped out before, but I have to say it would kill the mood. I'd have to laugh if it happened. hope your bf didn't get mad and hope he had a spare connector or pod (depending on what kind of pump)

wanted_2_want 40

Friday 23 May 2014 17:08

I'm sure you got more than his sugar up anyways.

md101 18

Friday 23 May 2014 17:25

Brutal. Hopefully he's alright!

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