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By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 02:36 - United States - Rockland

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Today, I accidentally ripped out my boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML
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mt631 18

I'm sure he wasn't too pumped about the lap dance after that.

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skaterskull 4

How do you do that it's hard to rip them out I have one my self and it's hard to rip out

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TypeOneDiabetic 4

The pumps with tubes are extremely easy to rip out. If the tube gets caught on anything and you don't notice it and try to walk off or something, it rips out pretty easy!

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ArtsysFace 14

It's okay my girlfriend has diabetes so I have to worry about the pump too.

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Marzell 12

This is why I'm afraid of getting the pump. 23 years of injection has worked for me thus far.... I'm sticking to it. Haha. (For the time being) Hope he's okay.

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Shigatsu 2

Ouch. I get mine ripped out by simply walking past a kitchen drawer :-P

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ThatRenoLife 1

Me too! Ugh! Haha

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chocolatefrog28 29

I'm a type 1 with a pump, and while getting your tubing ripped out is a major pain in the ass, I'm sure your boyfriend appreciated the effort. I've had something similar happen to mine before, and it's only a few minutes' worth of effort and you'll both have an awkward "so this happened" story for later.

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