SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Vaetrus 0

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

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pleasedonttellme 0

So did he find out or did he just think his cat took a large crap?

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Dreamworld_fml 0

Lol that sucks! Well the most effective way would have been to use the plunger but if it really wasn't letting even just your "logs" down then, since you're so comfortable touching your "logs", you should have grabbed them and grinded them down the shower drain if there was a shower in the restroom or mashed them into little pieces in the water under the faucet. Those options would have completely gotten rid of all evidence miss carefree "logs" toucher ; )

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

I realize those things are preferable to leaving them lying there in a litter box but it doesn't make them any less DISGUSTING LOL. grinded them down the shower drain... mashed them into little pieces... Excuse me while i THROW UP JESUS D;

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canucksrule88 0

whoa dude if i was him you would be DUMPED if you put shit it my shower!!

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Intoxicunt 5

You can throw up Jesus? Is that like the face on the toast? Your barf looks like Jesus? ;)

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ABbaby 10

LMFAO Intoxicunt WIN!!!

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XLoVePuRpLex 0

That's a ridiculous over reaction and disgusting to say the least. I feel worse for the cat.

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Ydi completely. First, get water from the sink and put it in the toilet. Sounds stupid but we had to do it at my old house all the time, and it worked mind you. Second, if one doesn't work, use a plunger if theres one handy. If they didn't have one in the bathroom you could of wrapped the toilet scrubber thing in toilet paper. Third, if two doesn't work, cover up ya business with a few bits of toilet paper, spray the air with air freshner then go get someone to help. The problem here is, there are so many other options that it kills me you did something so monumentally stupid. It may have been an awkward conversation, but whats worse. Your boyfriend finding out you shit? Or your boyfriend finding human turd in the litterbox and then remembering how long you took in the bathroom?

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staystrongholdon 0

" Your boyfriend finding out you shit? Or your boyfriend finding human turd in the litterbox and then remembering how long you took in the bathroom? " you win my life .

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SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Smart move. You wouldn't want your boyfriend to *gasp* think you actually poop, would you!? That would be horrifying! Because you're obviously the only girl who poops!

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22jrdn55 15

oh really, what a relief. thanks for explaining that. i was so confused

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izsy9667 0

well, it's not your fault if the pipes clogged, but ydi for putting it in the cat litter. you shouldve just put some toilet paper over the area of these "logs" and ask for help. otherwise, ydi. but I'll give you a break since it wasn't your fault that the toilet clogged.

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mastory96 0

SusanaSaysRawrxD I agree completely. :)

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the_deuce 0

Um ew. are you really not that comfortable with your boyfriend that you had to hide your "logs" in the cat's litter box like he would not notice that it is not his cat's crap that is in there?? You must not have a very open[as in communicative and comfortable] relationship. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U38Xvb3ScR4 - This is like you. not as bad, but almost there. lmao

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cucumberfabulous 7

Oh goodness hahahahahahahahha!

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visage 0

I did this at a party once. Everyone was drunk/high enough to believe it! Upper deckers are always fun too...

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