SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Vaetrus 0

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

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Wheats62 0

Ok two things here. I have a habbit of going off on long rants when I do choose to comment on posts so I'll keep this one quick. 1) Not an FML because you found a solution to your problem. If your boyfriend walked in while you had a hand full of your own feces putting it into a litter box THATS an FML. 2) Recommended reading, it's a book called....Everybody Poops

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tass919 12

yeah, seriously if you feel so embarrassed by taking a poop that you need to hide it, that's just sad. GROW UP! because yeah, seriously, EVERYBODY DOES POOP

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

guess your parents opted for "nobody poops but you, and that's concentrated evil coming out your bottom.'

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Paper_Tiger 0

I call shenanigans - Cat litter box in the bathroom? Cats are known for missing those things and I wouldn't want cat poop and pee all over the floor in a room where I regularly have to walk barefoot. Cat poop is considerably smaller than human poop and smells different, how could it be mistaken for even one second. I don't believe anyone would actually do something so vile. Most people would do as others have said.. toilet paper to cover it and flush again. Or use the toilet brush to give it some momentum while flushing.

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someguy945 0

Came here to post this, leaving satisfied

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Intoxicunt 5

The house of the woman I work for has 3 bathrooms. She doesn't need so many, so one has the litter box and a little kitty door for them to get in through. There's a rug/mat thing under it, and the room is pretty much clean. Also, my cats at my dad's house, who also share a bathroom with humans, only "miss" about once a year between the three of them. I deem this myth plausible! ;)

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UCDgirl_fml 0

Believe me it happens, I was watching a friend's cat, and thank goodness I kept the littler box in my bathroom because she would often raise up too high while going and miss the box...and I would much rather have that in a linoleum floored bathroom than on the carpet in any other part of my apartment. My roommate also kept her cat's litter box in her bathroom, it's quite common actually

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Uh, actually, my cat litter box is in the bathroom, as is the food and water bowl.

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k43L1 0

my neighbors keep their cat litter box in their bathroom. i personally find it kinda gross... but they must keep everything clean cuz it looks fine, just a few grains of litter on the floor here and there ....

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plexico 3

I'm sure he's going to wonder how his cat's asshole got so stretched out that it could leave such megaturds!

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GOBOY_fml 0

That is seriously F'd up. . . I can relate, I consider myself to be a master of secretive pooping. I know I'm wrong, I know it's juvenile, and I know it is a natural bodily function. . . BUT I WILL NEVER BE CAUGHT!!! Next time try planning ahead, take a few practice flushes and find the most affective toilet in the house. Or might I suggest you kneed and roll the large pieces into smaller cat shaped poopies. YDI for being a novice poopy ninja.

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Rude_Girl_Ska 0

i can relate too.. well not the burying your shit in a litterbox part.. but i've had problems all my life with using public/other peoples toilets.... anyway, the one time i plucked up the courage to take shit round my boyfriends house i managed to block up the toilet (put loads of toilet roll down first so he wouldnt hear) and did i mention i have a morbid fear of overflowing toilets? he had to stick his arm down and unblock it while i had a fully swung panic attack next to him but being a guy he didn't care at all, found it more funny than anything.. and now i don't even batter an eyelid when i have to go.. OP-it's experience darlin'

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girlygirl666 0

Thats's good that you don't even "batter" an eyelid.

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indianabummer 0

no shenanigans Paper_Tiger. I have to keep my cats litter box in the bathroom, simply because it's the only room in my apartment that I can really close off when they get nasty (it's a studio) so to avoid the mess they make, I had to get a litter box with high sides, which successfully eliminated floor poop. But OP...I hope you at least mashed it into littler pieces so it could pass as cat poop. Random question: are all the people saying it's natural girls or guys? Usually guys don't care, but girls do. It's just awkward.

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