SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
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Vaetrus 0

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

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__ColoradoSunris 0

people are being so nasty, saying 'all people poop', but they'd be embarrassed about it too! i reckon FYL, although i doubt if i was in that situation i would have put it in the cat litter...still, at least you got rid of the evidence. hope you washed your hands :P

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allmidnighteyes 10

This is ******* vile. You SCOOPED them out? Please don't say it was with your bare hands, because that would be so hot.

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Intoxicunt 5

Lmao. OP: If your shit was so huge it didn't go down the toilet, I bet it looked really out of place in the litter box.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

lol, no dice, midnight. probably with the litter scoop. sorry to kill your e-hardon.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

If you'd wrapped them in paper and discreetly tossed them in the trashcan instead, you'd have saved that family a paid trip to the vet once they scoop out the monster poop and think kitty is in trouble. Maybe. lol

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someguy945 0

Somehow you came up with an idea that is even more disgusting than the original FML.

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wellinever 5

Silly sow. I hope you licked your fingers afterwards. This must be fake. How is kitty litter going to smother the stench of a human log so big it won't go round the bend?

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AnthonyD86 0

YDI for being dumb. FYL to the person that cleans the litter box though. can't wait to see that post. also I call fake but whatever

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mhmowned 0

more of an fml for the cat

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stuntwoman 0

Why would the cat litter box be near the bathroom?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

*gasp* Someone keeps the litter box in the bathroom? I do.

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stuntwoman 0

I've just not heard of someone doing it. Oh well.

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nigezilla 0

wtf you couldve told him your situation I'm sure he wouldve helped, everyone poops, but scoop out your logs? disgusting.

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DrunkenValor 0

I bet the cat'll get stuck in your sticky logs. And the boyfriend will wonder why his cat is covered in feaces, and then he'll take it the vet, who will quote some wierd untreatable condition and put the cat down all because you had a bowel movement.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Can you imagine a cat traipsing in with its feet caked in crap, leaving behind poo in the shape of paw-prints? Not to mention it probably won't use its litter box now that there's foreign shit in it, so it'll probably piss and crap all over the couches and beds and junk.

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