Sex, Friends and Intimacy: Shoot your shot

Shoot your shot

By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

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You deserved it 10 108

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By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 006

You deserved it 5 886

Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 437

You deserved it 3 656

A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 199

You deserved it 2 535

Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 814

You deserved it 19 982

By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 858

Crushed

By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 03:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 486

You deserved it 222

Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 055

You deserved it 3 934

Comforter

By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 604

You deserved it 5 414

Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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You deserved it 6 483

How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 179

You deserved it 348

teejessika 13

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

GregoryStalver_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:05

Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy. And then you **** him.

Comments

fmlist99 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:19

well??

Ecklcakes 15

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:20

How sweet.

Thoric 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:23

Friendzoning does strange things to a man.

Spazz420 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:44

This is a guys way of making u feel better he meant well! Go get a piece!

loserman67 35

Thursday 13 October 2011 14:47

I fail to see the issue here. You were in need of comforting. What's more comforting that getting your world rocked. Friend with benefits -- GO FOR IT -- get your brains ****** out -- Keep in mind the words of advice: "*******, it does a body good." "A **** is a terrible thing to waste." "Got ****?" "A **** a day keeps the doctor away." Give this guy a break - you never know - he might be the one - at a minimum, you know he's going to try extra hard (pun intended) to get you off -- whatta gotta lose?

Wtf91101 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:05

Hey don't be a #67 hater Remember the sacred words of Pope ****-a-duck the second to Mother Teresa "hey Teresa drop the habit and let's ****" Words to live by!

ambamm135 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 15:04

Lol my best friend did something like that when I had my first break up to make me laugh, which worked, then hire wives a high five and a video game night at his house. He's a funny kid, and no he's not the good one in the friend zone, he has a lady he wants to propose to soon. :)