Kids, Babies and Party: Showered

Showered

By stew - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it took me more than four hours to set up the back yard for my daughter's baby shower. It only took my husband one push of a button to turn on the sprinklers. FML

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You deserved it 3 979

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By Rainman - 14/06/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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By how - 25/07/2013 04:10 - United States - Crozier

Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 14:08 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

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By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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You deserved it 27 999

One man and his lawn

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 16:00 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML

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By anon - 20/07/2011 07:55 - Canada

Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML

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Pesky kids

By Kyle - 03/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they couldn't get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML

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Full support

By Anonymous - 18/10/2023 15:00

Today, my wife invited 45+ people to her baby shower, but literally 4 people came. Now I get to deal with my pregnant wife and her fluctuating hormones. FML

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By yrfavweapon - 02/07/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

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Noooooo!

By brrrr that's cold! - 27/01/2011 20:24 - United States

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

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Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:08

Guess he took 'baby SHOWER' literally.

PositiveChillout 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:00

Ooo Could he not have forseen that water and decorations don't mix?!?!?

Comments

meriadoc2 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 3:33

I would pound him back into 1935

4toestatue 7

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:13

Well done Homer!!! Very well writen OP!!!

Monado 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:19

What does that have to do with anything, 41?

abbadizzle 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:43

Haha I'd have probably beat him if he were my husband! hahaha (not literally!)

CyclonePsycho 1

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:25

You gotta put him back in his place somehow. :3

roundnproud 7

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:50

seems like something i would've done haha

lemony_music_grl 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:39

.................did he actually think its supposed to rain at a baby shower..?

lifeftl 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 5:43

i'd like to give the man a high five hahahaha but man, that does suck

24788 6

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:04

That bites, but someone should of set it up for you.

CruelSirDrum 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 6:32

now you have another story to tell the kids,family and friends.you have to find the silver lining.im sure you two will be laughing about this in a few days or weeks.