Annoying, Movies and Love: Shut up

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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mehwhateverr 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

Comments

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:25

A movie theater is not a place to talk, let alone make quips at every goddamn opportunity to sound smart. Shut the **** up next time.

luvtigers22 2

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:27

YDI.... you were talking throughout the entire movie..... what do you expect?

z3r0_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:51

I would have sunk the heel of my ******* shoe into your jaw. People that talk during movies are one step away from baby killing, I swear to god.

bbbbrian 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:02

This sounds like something I, a guy, would try only to get shut down by a stuck up girl. Assuming your comments weren't terribly loud don't worry. Anybody who complains by loudly talking to their friends is a douche anyway. He should have said something to you during the movie if it was that bothersome.

bbbbrian 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:11

Wow most of you must be so attractive to the opposite sex that you don't have to try to pick somebody up. She talked loud enough so each person next to her could hear. Funny comments are sometimes the only thing enjoyable about spending ten bucks on a shitty movie.

saxlover 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:16

I'm guessing you've never had a boyfriend # 1. And OP, dont talk while the movie is playing. That's so annoying. Definite YDI. And I'm gonna guess that teenage boys aren't gonna go for the smart girls. Sorry, just a guess.

kano_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:30

I think I've been in a theater with you before. Row in front of me at the midnight showing of Watchmen?

dlogan93 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:40

if you wanted to impress him, pull down his zipper and start sucking his dick during the movie, it's equally as invasive and hell get a real kick out of it.

Vagrarian 2

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:49

That's what you get for talking during the movie. You should have just glanced over his way and smiled a few times. Talking during a movie is rude and stupid.