Health and Miscellaneous: Silver linings

Silver linings

By HoobidibooFox - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Coseley

Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 898

You deserved it 190

By ThunderThighs - 23/07/2014 23:24 - United States - Flemington

Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 191

You deserved it 20 475

By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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You deserved it 61 249

By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 152

You deserved it 42 319

By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 906

You deserved it 40 664

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 612

You deserved it 4 963

By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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You deserved it 36 707

By Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

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You deserved it 58 280

Autobodyshaming

By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 759

You deserved it 549

By TowelSmellsNice - 16/04/2010 12:34 - Malaysia

Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML

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AlaskanG 27

Friday 14 November 2014 9:03

Locks help with that as well.

Steven696 6

Friday 14 November 2014 9:06

The half glass full approach, I like it

Comments

j_cat187 19

Friday 14 November 2014 13:03

I'm going to throw out my sandwich

YaraSanne 12

Friday 14 November 2014 13:15

Gladly you are staying positive

mosquito19 14

Friday 14 November 2014 13:41

you can hide sandwich in your fat rolls too. warm sweaty sandwich.

taybear0 14

Friday 14 November 2014 14:34

i feel like private parts dont really show anyways when sitting on a toilet since theyre underneath you

empbob 20

Friday 14 November 2014 14:59

Unless you have enough fur to make a gorilla jealous... OP could be hiding that

Pmm368 5

Friday 14 November 2014 15:53

Wow, talk about shitty luck.

YouDontNomie 9

Friday 14 November 2014 17:03

They hide them not only when you're sitting on the toilet, lol.

yzzob 3

Friday 14 November 2014 18:57

anyone who has seen me naked, you're welcome!! :-)

KayyKaylyn 14

Friday 14 November 2014 23:47

thats an amazing way to see the brighter side of a situation! lol love it!

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 15 November 2014 2:21

Also good for buoyancy. And keeping warm in winter. :)

Parvati48 15

Saturday 15 November 2014 6:32

Yikes OP, sorry to hear that happened to you but at least you were covered where it counts. :/

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