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By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 12:10

How did you not notice you were eating something? Seriously. There is something wrong with this.

24788 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:12

How is that a bad thing? I'm sure you weren't eating a whole pizza on the scale.

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AndruFTW 0

Friday 29 May 2009 12:57

dats just.... LOLOL!!

notnerb 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:01

Firstly, do not beat yourself up on this... most people's weight goes up and down on occassion. The important thing is to take a few simple steps and you can correct this with no problem. I am assuming that you live in the northern hemishere (based on the fact that it's an american based site), so it's not uncommon to be carrying a few extra pounds coming out from winter... we ALL do it! Now the weather is getting better just increase the walking a bit and start enjoying the lovel fresh fruit and veggies that will be turning up in the stores as you move into spring/summer and you'll be fine.

penizulaface 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:06

#11 its my choice... and better than being fat...

redbluegreen 40

Friday 29 May 2009 13:10

Forcibly making yourself throw up can lead to you gaining weight, actually. Nothing wrong with monitoring what you eat and exercising though.

Aflacduck 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:16

heh #13, you're basically trading a skinny body for really screwed up teeth

penizulaface 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:26

#15... as long as you dont binge and you purge a little of what you eat on a restricted diet, you're pretty much losing weight kiddoo... to the screwed up teeth bit... get a whitening toothpaste then. the "british" look died out a couple of centuries ago.