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By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
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You deserved it 59 357
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redbluegreen 40

How did you not notice you were eating something? Seriously. There is something wrong with this.

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24788 6

How is that a bad thing? I'm sure you weren't eating a whole pizza on the scale.

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l30n 0

She didn't REALISE SHE WAS EATING, she realised she was ON THE SCALE, EATING, which if you imagine a picture of, is pretty much ridiculous. How many of you never realised the key to your cars were in your own hands while you were searching for them?

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Anextase 0

This is what I was thinking, but you beat me to it. Idiots these days...

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gaby904 0

#28 and so on.. having a scale doesn't necessarily mean that it is in your bathroom. and yes, kudos to #33

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jennyess 0

this fml is sort of REALLY lame...like, your last line is..then i realized i was eating something? how is that supposed to be funny this one just sucks

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mardog88 0

Fat pig show some self control

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aztec37 0

#14, no it isn't. And your trying to convince yourself otherwise is one of the reasons for this. your in denial. There's always this thing called exercise.

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star_ver 0

Lame FML is lame. Put the food down, get to the gym. Simple.

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fmljunkiefml 3

You're my new favorite person. I feel better about myself. Thank you. :)

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julabeastly 0

wow. some people on here are just awful. i think you had every right to put this on here. but really...how do you not notice that you're eating something? :/

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