Kids: Sing!

Sing!

By nana - 19/05/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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The Voice

By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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Everyone's a Critic

By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 07:18 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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amirn86 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:12

Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol

lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

aww. haha.

Comments

I2OI3 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:24

Ya she has no idea what she's saying

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:26

Commence religion based flame war!!!!

Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:28

lol #20

21yearoldvirgin 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:29

LOL #13! that's what i was thinking! best part of the post lol

darkbrownmascara 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:29

#17 I don't have to keep anything to myself, ever hear of freedom of speech?

jasey_rae 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:31

hysterical. just teach her that Jesus loves everyone. but so adorable and funny!

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:40

You weren't around when that Jesus dude was alive so how could he love you? She's right, and so is #10.

markbove 3

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:48

Out of the mouth of babes!

helios_rex 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:49

What? are you kidding me? How the **** is this a FML?

mikedabs28 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:51

this whole thing doesn't add up.. a 2 year old.... a grandma posting... everything is just odd about this one.

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