Kids: Sing!

Sing!

By nana - 19/05/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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Make it stop

By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By shadowfigure - 23/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

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The Voice

By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 05:24 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML

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Everyone's a Critic

By Kitten - 19/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 07:18 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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amirn86 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:12

Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol

lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

aww. haha.

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LoveToSmile101 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:58

Lmao! Owned by a toddler..

a_great_guy 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:59

Funny story, but to #10 and the people that agree with him, they're not brainwashing little kids any more than an atheist who teaches their kids that god doesn't exist. Whatever you teach your kids, you teach them. Don't rag on this lady just because she happens to believe in Jesus. Oh and #4, might wanna check your history. We know that a person named Jesus existed around 30 AD, so to say he didn't exist just makes you sound like a fool. Also, for whether he exists today, think of the account of a Jew named Saul.

TehToaster 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 3:49

A good athiest would let their kids believe in whatever they wanted to be instead of a religious fool force feeding their children religion because they know nobody over the age of 5 could be tricked into believing this religious BS. Note to all haters of my comment, go ahead and condemn me to hell, it's totally pointless because isn't your supposed "God" only supposed to do that?

TehToaster 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 3:51

Also, to the OP, FYL for being apparantly dumber than a 2 year old.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:54

check your history. his name wasn't jesus, it was yoshua. and there were lots of people around back then with that name. too bad none of them did ever do any wonders or start a religion

ooooooooooooh 4

Sunday 5 December 2010 3:53

tehtoaster god loves everybody even you suprisingly

bonafidehustler 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:01

I don't think it's that bad. What does a two year old know about singing? And I agree with #26, why do people get so upset over "proceeded" ?

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:05

THANK YOU #17! It's not a bad word, but seems to be so completely overused here.

Blue_Munki 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:06

ouch, you're probably one heck of a bitch for jesus to not love you, granma!

I2OI3 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:06

Very much overused, I agree

annahoward 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:07

HAHAHA funny kid

avalon24 18

Tuesday 19 May 2009 21:15

Why do people think that everything little kids say, no matter how mean or wrong is so cute? And we hear things like "out of the mouths of babes" and "kids are so HONEST" No, kids are f'ing brats that need to be taught what is and what isn't proper to say, 90% of what comes out of kids mouths is just wrong and they need to be taught by the ADULTS in their life not to say certain things.