Sing!

By nana - 19/05/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 426
You deserved it 9 364
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

amirn86 0

Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol

79 1

Comments

skrabbler2 0

To #63 - Atheists are retarded? So that's why 90% of American scientists are atheists/agnostics? All those scientists must be retarded - making all those discoveries and inventions and whatnot. Who needs science and technology after all? I'll just pray to Jesus instead of going to the doctor.

0 0
skrabbler2 0

To #93 - you obviously don't know anything about debates. The burden of proof lies on people to prove that there is a God, not on atheists to prove that there is no God.

0 0
diary_of_jane 0

Also, LOL @ #95. If that worked, it's be far less expense for all of us.

0 0
Compwiz1993 0

Oh, the irony. Atheists are saying how stupid Christians are, but who's to say you are right? Who's to say anyone's right? The truth is, no one knows if God exists. It's just a matter of what you believe in. That's why it's called "faith." As for the FML (which this topic SHOULD be about)... that sucks.

0 0
Chocolate_Chunk 2

Noone can disprove the existance of Smurfs either. Still, you would be rightfully called a moron if you believed they existed.

0 0
confirmpassword 0

well, going on the fact that nobody is going to be convinced to switch religions based on an fmylife.com debate, can we instead work on the fact that the words "proceeded" and "turns out" in fmls are more overused than an inmate's right hand?

0 0
HellEnvenom 0

YDI fully! Christianity is a virus upon human beings, which dumb's them down by brainwashing them into thinking there is a "god", which gives them a sense of false hope. All Christian fundamentalists are a scum on the earth and should all be tortured immediately.

0 0
raNDMGUy 5

i know theres no way to prove or disprove whether or not God exists, but in the 1st/2nd century, the amount of martyrs was astounding, i dont think people would just die for what was a rumour, people would have seen the real thing. Also, the Old Testament stories that people use to disprove Christianity are mainly metaphors, e.g adam and eve, noah's ark etc. In the 1st and 2nd century Jesus influenced so many lives, you can't just not take into account the people who heard/saw him and gave up their lives after that. learn your facts

0 0
Chocolate_Chunk 2

how about you lern your facts? not a single person that perosnally saw your jesus wrote anything about it. the first accounts were many years after he allready died, or more precisely, after jesus would have died if he really lived. Also, other religions and sects have plentiful of mertyrs too, that doesn't prove anything

0 0
losergirl 0

WHY ARE WE IN A RELIGIOUS ARGUMENT? THE FML IS TALKING ABOUT A LITTLE KID INSULTING (PRESUMABLY) HER GRAMMA. LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT INSTEAD.

0 0
tktktk 0

my favorite thing about this is that you posted it

0 0